This might be difficult to fathom, but I may be more thrilled with scoring tickets to see Dita Von Teese than Beyoncé. The truth is I've been more entranced by the burlesque styling of Dita far longer than I've been smitten with Beyoncé. Plus, there's nothing like a smaller venue to build the fervor. It will be a spring of epic performances, with Dita in April and Beyoncé and May.